R&P! I have a funny story for you..?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! It's like when I wuz in work this affy sat in Sonia's chair eating a big, family sized custard and she came in an ah went "Ey! Sonia! Yer mam said you're so lonely and hairy no-one likes you, not even your stupid, fat dog!" and everyone laffed their heads off and I spat me custard all over the wall!